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Excuse Notes

Think you have what it takes to teach music in the public schools? These are actual excuse notes I received
during 27 years of public school music education. Several names have been blacked out to protect the innocent.
Somedays, my students actually showed up!





Messing With Telemarketers


The Gustavo Brothers

Miracle Cream

Windows Scammers

The Jehovah's Witness

Bill, From Windows Scammers

The Call Of Nature

A Quick One

Gluten Free

In A Cave, Down By The River

Nut Allergies

Healthcare For Raul

Lieutenant Henderson

Letters From Steve      

The Infamous Steve Cooper Prank Phone Call Files (Remastered)

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